My interpretation of what some pessimists claim is reality

So on Monday morning a dangerous thought snuck itself into my head: it has been a while since the kids have been sick and for this I was thankful. Enter Tuesday: Tyler has a fever and I stay home with him. Wednesday: Tyler & Xander have both fevers and Lisa stayed home with all three kids. Tyler seems better, but Xander is still coughing his lungs out. And why all of a sudden they get sick? Because we made the mistake to take them to a kids birthday party at a Chick-fil-A and the germ factory that is their playground.